past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017

Hunky Paste

The end result of poor cooking. Usually overcooked or undercooked foods.

"This NOODLE is Hunky Paste."

by 1234560123 October 24, 2019

Fish Paste

Another way of saying something is unfair or untrue. A substitution for "baloney" in the phrase "That's baloney"

Person A: That guy is actually just sniping me from across the map he's actually hacking
Person B: That is utter fish paste

by Billiebobbiejoeie July 10, 2023

stink paste

The stinky paste between your butcheeks after a couple days of not showering.

Honey you need to shower your stink paste is nauseating.

by JayBirdIsATurd February 3, 2017

Copy-Paste

Copy-Paste is when you have nothing to do except just to copy the same thing over and over again.

I am going to go copy-paste things forever.

by oredbay November 16, 2020

Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.

Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH March 4, 2019

manchovey paste

Man jelly . creme of cock snot .spoof .man milk .

I would like to try your manchovey paste

by nutripoo November 12, 2015