/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.
Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.
This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.
In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.
Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.
This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.
In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
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