coltin melvin

is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe

coltin melvin is so sexy

by aerialsexy December 12, 2021

Melvin

Melvin a small and annoying person in the world is fuckin small and fucking annoying

fukin 1 in and melvin is small

by melvin is small April 5, 2022

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in the world, and is also the best fighter in the world!

Wow look at Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in this world, and is the best at MMA

Wow its Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by MelvinTubeYT December 20, 2020

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.

"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."

by HFSP January 26, 2021

Melvin

An extremely stupid (and somehow not illegal) play on the stock market by an institutional investor which results in billions of dollars of damage to the company who made the play. Typically due to extreme greed such as shorting stock by over %100 in the hopes of buying it back after it drops to zero dollars.
Named for the company holding the short position during the 2021 GME Short Squeeze

GME is a company with no intrinsic value! They'll be bankrupt by the end of 2020! Let's Melvin it! What's the worst that could happen? Only a total retard would try to squeeze us here...

by Shallow Fucking Money January 28, 2021