Melvin

Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos

Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again

by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022

Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvin

“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀

“Woah Melvin and Kyle are NUTSY and reAd eachothers mInds to often , EW WTF THEIR GiNGER”

by KyleShrekspickle May 8, 2019

Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Melvin

Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.

Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin

by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017