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Culdesac Lumberjack

Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.
That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.
by Eyenstein May 31, 2022
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LumberJack

There is said to only be one ever to have existed.

And it's name is frej.

There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia
by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019
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Lumberjacking

Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth
James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.
by James’s friend October 14, 2022
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lumberjack

a) a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs
b) a synonym for a male "average Joe" or "hilly-billy"
the term lumberjack can be used as a synonym in definition b) because like almost everyone else lumberjacks are hard-working everyday people, and the average North American citizen is indeed hard-working.
and btw, for a person of any gender, if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack -definition a)- do not expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skill are better than your parents'.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
by Odden March 24, 2017
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Lumberjack

Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree
Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud
by Mikehunglol April 24, 2022
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Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020
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