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Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.
After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.
by DubbleJay March 15, 2024
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jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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holly and the yeast infection

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 7, 2020
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Bad Beat Infection

"Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".

CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
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police infection

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako August 24, 2016
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eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.
That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.
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Viral infection

When annoying and otherwise talentless "Influencers" overtake Tik Tok or other social media platforms hereby brainwashing the media or particularly naive and weak minded people into supporting their trash dancing or hollow content.

-Mini mart
Viral infection

WHY IN GODS NAME ARE THESE TRASH AS* PPL TAKING OVER THR INTERNET GOD DAM
-Walmart
by Gg five December 30, 2020
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