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Home Gnome

Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
by dumbwizard January 21, 2011
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.
Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!
by El Jefé March 22, 2019
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Hydro-Gnome

The more elite form of Sea-Gnome.
You feel a sharp stabbing pain while in the water. You look down and exclaim "Argh, a sea gnome!" Your- in all likelihood unstabbed- friend should then procede to point out "No man, see the oxygen tank? That's a Hydro-Gnome."
by Mr "Sarcastic" March 6, 2011
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Kinky Gnome

A gnome that wears fishnets and can give a solid BJ for a quarter.
Damn.. those kinky gnomes are at it again..
by TheFlunkMasterOG June 9, 2018
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Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.
Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*
by Goat freedom January 17, 2017
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gnickle gnomes

The people that come in the middle of the night and take away you beer bottles and cans.
Dammit!!! The Gnickle Gnomes came again last night and left the trash strewn everywhere!
by Adelcambre January 12, 2009
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