The Power of the Dog
Have you seen the power of the dog? Yes mate, should have been called the power of dog shite. Utterly boring.
The Power of the Dog by Slim Pig March 28, 2022
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pee-wee the dog
A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.
Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!
pee-wee the dog by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017
Year of the dog
Year of the dog by Pond shine December 14, 2019
milking the dog
milking the dog by Jimmy John April 19, 2003
Fuck the dog
Means dragging something out, or finding an excuse to not be working. Taking longer, sometimes 3 times longer to carry out tasks, just so you look busy.
Taking an hour to fill up a bin of water, the bin should take 10 minutes. He loves to 'fuck the dog'
Leaving to go to another area on the job site, then texting if anything is needed before they go. He's been fucking the dog for 20 minutes'
Taking an hour on a 30 minute job, hoping that someone doesn't notice. "lazy fuck, whata lazy fuck, he's fucking the dog'
Going to the 'bathroom' when infact having another smoke
Taking the long way round to do something.
Volunterring to go and do a simple job, or pick something up for someone, when you know they are going thet way anyway.
Pretending to be making an important call to someone that isn't infact answering 'that call'
Leaving to go to another area on the job site, then texting if anything is needed before they go. He's been fucking the dog for 20 minutes'
Taking an hour on a 30 minute job, hoping that someone doesn't notice. "lazy fuck, whata lazy fuck, he's fucking the dog'
Going to the 'bathroom' when infact having another smoke
Taking the long way round to do something.
Volunterring to go and do a simple job, or pick something up for someone, when you know they are going thet way anyway.
Pretending to be making an important call to someone that isn't infact answering 'that call'
Fuck the dog by Bill Finley February 8, 2012
Petting the Dog
Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection
"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
Petting the Dog by Garry Larson November 12, 2011
Socialize the dog
1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women
2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!
John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
Socialize the dog by teach187 January 11, 2008