Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.

Taking an hour to fill up a bin of water, the bin should take 10 minutes. He loves to 'fuck the dog'
Leaving to go to another area on the job site, then texting if anything is needed before they go. He's been fucking the dog for 20 minutes'
Taking an hour on a 30 minute job, hoping that someone doesn't notice. "lazy fuck, whata lazy fuck, he's fucking the dog'
Going to the 'bathroom' when infact having another smoke
Taking the long way round to do something.
Volunterring to go and do a simple job, or pick something up for someone, when you know they are going thet way anyway.
Pretending to be making an important call to someone that isn't infact answering 'that call'

SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."