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Denver taco

Denver taco/to play your significant others vagina like a glass flute with your tongue. While having three fingers in her butt hole. And when she’s about to come hang out the ceiling fan with your cowboy boots on and dick out slapping her over and over. While yelling Denver
Denver taco-
by Smoky the bear May 27, 2022
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Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
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Denver That

Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!
by Lil Wiggz September 10, 2021
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denver burke

Denver Burke is the most sexiest most big peckered most down right fucking hot, but not also that he literally give an amazing blowjob;)
By sucking very good dick: damm you must be a Denver Burke if you can suck dick that good!
by Dirty pecker head March 23, 2017
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Denver

Denver is a guy's name, or maybe not really a "guy".

You would never feel sadness and loneliness whenever he's around because he have that ability to just make the atmosphere light and happy. He is one of the most supportive friend you'll ever have. But when it comes to relationship, he's not the luckiest.
Denver: Hello! Nice meeting you all! I am Denver, not the city though.
by you_have_lost_me June 8, 2021
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denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.
by nliquid4m April 30, 2014
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denver

a selfish person who lies a lot. is often lovely at first but don't believe a word that a denver tells you. Usually their mums just don't respect them enough to call them an actual human name.
girl one: oh i think my boyfriend is cheating on me.
girl two: oh really, he must be a denver!
by 123abc! November 22, 2021
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