Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

Denver, IA

A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.

I wish I didn't live in Denver, IA. It's so small.

by insanity2.0 February 28, 2011

Denver Broncos Fan

Someone who has incurable Stockholm Syndrome and/or a disturbing lust for self torture.

Everyone please pray that the Denver Broncos Fan may be able to find true peace

by Fire Vance Joseph October 10, 2023

Denver

Denver is a guy's name, or maybe not really a "guy".

You would never feel sadness and loneliness whenever he's around because he have that ability to just make the atmosphere light and happy. He is one of the most supportive friend you'll ever have. But when it comes to relationship, he's not the luckiest.

Denver: Hello! Nice meeting you all! I am Denver, not the city though.

by you_have_lost_me June 8, 2021

Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

Denver

A cute, short, thick girl that can piss you off at times but no matter what your gonna end up falling in love with her, she can be insecure at times knowing very well she is beautiful.

"Damn look at Denver today"
"I would give Denver babies"
"You heard about the new cute girl Denver"

by asfarascreation February 12, 2019