the dutch oven

While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "hot boxed" in the stench of your fart

I finally had the chance to pull the dutch oven on my girlfriend last night. Then she dumped me. oooops

by sazthegreat May 26, 2008

Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020

dutch member

When a woman farts on your dick during anal.

We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.

by Jojosskul December 13, 2014

Dutch volcano

Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.

Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*

*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.

"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."

"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."

by bishsac January 20, 2022

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire

bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok

by samuel1234a August 12, 2021