dad

referring to one's G or homie

man: yo dad, i was totally trippin over that bitch last night.

man 2: you mean the ho with the Bruce Springstein tattoo?

man: fuck that. that shit was tight.

by asian1 January 30, 2008

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Dad

What a black man isn't

Are you a dad.

What's a dad?

by Ryanh24 May 19, 2014

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Dad

A person who you find hot
PG word for daddy

“Oh my had Avery is such a dad”
“Yo you’re right he’s so hot”

by dont askiplease April 11, 2019

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A male that is particularly good looking and/or attractive.

“That guy is so hot!”
“Omg you’re right! He’s such a dad!”

by Pickle_3000 December 14, 2017

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I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.

I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.

I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.

I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.

I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with it.

I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.
thank you that poems called dad
-bo burnham

dad

by that dumb shit November 20, 2018

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