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Test Bite

What you demand someone does after they offer you food to ensure it is safe to eat. An especially good tactic when they did do something to it and they have to waste it.
Dude 1: Yo, you want some of this burger? I didn't do anything to it. *snort snort laugh snort*
Dude 2: Fuck you bro, take a test bite first.
Dude 1: Aww.
by Beanstalker March 25, 2010
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The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.
The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.
by SuccPapi October 4, 2016
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Bleep Test

A Bleep Test is a torture method created by the government to cause mental and physical damage. It is works by creating artificial happiness by getting a higher score than last time.
Some dude "Hey man, I've gotta do the bleep test soon."

Some other dude "Oh god... that just hurts to think about..."
by Pidgeon man January 28, 2018
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The Third Wheel Test

A test to see if a guy and a girl are more than just friends. You hang out with them, and if you feel like a third wheel, there is something more going on.
-"Are John and Ashley dating?"
-"They claim to be 'just friends,' but I ran the third wheel test and it came out positive"
by #3'd May 25, 2010
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duck test

An ironic term for all formulations, that are implicit reasoning. This is its usual expression:
" If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. "

It's looks like compliance test of itself through itself.
Did you hear sayng "If it looks like a duck, waddles and quacks, then it's probably a duck"? That's much talked-about duck test.
by amlike July 21, 2011
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shit test

A category of exploitative lies, gaslighting, assertive actions or passivity, that are used to manipulate/force out how trusting/clueless or tolerant (or accepting) a person is of you in that mode, or as a spiteful check for hypocrisy (a shit test in response). It's also used as a manipulative check of their conformity to normies, simps, etc views and empathy biases.

If it's done by abusers/sadists/psychos, then it's a "pushover" check, to see how far they can "get away" with harmful manipulations of him, to exploit him of his time and money, scapegoat him, talk him into something useless to him like a dare (if the provocateurs are sadistic, it's often a self-harmful or humiliating one).

In basic everyday cases infantile tantrums, nagging, passivity can be shit tests used out of laziness, fear or ineptitude, being spoiled.
* She's probing their simping limits by shit testing men into paying her bills, throwing aggro-simps against other men, monkey branching.
* They've offered something generally considered weird to me, I wonder if they're serious or shit testing.
* They're shit testing me to wash their dishes for them, by just leaving them annoyingly in the way.
by veinsofgold January 17, 2023
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tess

the coolest living person on the planet.
wow she is so bacon
by tess.. duh October 27, 2008
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