air texting 

its like texting in the air without having your blackberry...

you mimick the real texting...

just like playing air guitar and air drums....

I was air texting all nite, pretending to text....

air texting by blthrskt June 15, 2009

Bro-texting 

The act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. Usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.

Dude, I accidentally began bro-texting Mary last night and now she thinks I'm totally weird.

Bro-texting by McNaupin September 14, 2009

Penitration Testing 

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

Penitration Testing by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

texting 

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.

Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.

texting by teabag September 25, 2007

Texting your life away 

A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.

*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*

Texting your life away by Alibaster Snair January 19, 2011

Testing Their Luck 

A person who has just had a negative Covid19 test, and knows someone who also has had a negative test and then assumes the rules don't apply to them.

Well those people over there sure are testing their luck.

Testing Their Luck by ME MAKES DICTIONARY March 15, 2021

stink texting 

the art of text messaging while defecating

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.

stink texting by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009