Tessera

A wild and crazy person who is very ingenious and a straight faced comic but who also has trouble finding motivation out of day to day life.

That girl is such a Tessera! She's always off in her own world!

by OpheliaNeko March 10, 2010

teaser

a shortened word used for a malteaser

whatcha fancy eating today?
ohh im just gonna crack out a packet of teasers

by mimi0606 February 22, 2009

Tenners

An item of footwear. Tenners may vary from a simple flip-flop to any type of shoe. The term originated in the 7th District of Southern Maryland.

Drop dem tenners off yo ass befoe I blast you muthaf*cka!

by David Greenburg April 19, 2008

Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 1, 2003

teenser

" a little amount of something"

"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"

by Adronna July 19, 2003

Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005