A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
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He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...
Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.
Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.
I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.
And second take some acting classes...
P.S. you ain't all that!
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