Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.

I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.

by Fastermouse May 19, 2024

Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.

He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.

by abeyxrose January 27, 2025

White Tapeworm

A racial slur for a person of European heritage. Based on the physical appearance and ecological niche of a tapeworm matching the historical and modern western reliance on colonialism and imperialism. Also an attack on the Great Replacement conspiracy as tapeworms need a foreign host for substinance and reproductive purposes.

That white tapeworm skinned colonizer can't survive on its own and relies on manipulating other races to survive.

by United Ssnakkkes of Amerikkka November 27, 2025

teaser like a taser

A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 2, 2024

teaser like a taser

When a Person is really good at teasing or too teasing.

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl is teasing me so much, she's "teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 2, 2024

Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024