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tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.
Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself
by valvespout August 29, 2005
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tard cart

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.
by anonymous April 15, 2003
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tard bait

Essentially, a tard bait is someone who would attract, or "bait" someone who is mentally retarded. This can be done so by acting like a retard, physically, or mentally, by acting like an unstable mentally ill person.
Trina rocked back and forth while yelling "Gail Swallows!". This would turn a retard's crank, therefore Trina is Tard Bait.
by Giz Rag January 30, 2008
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Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.
Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.
by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011
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Taeden

Taeden is a person who is shy but once you get to know them they break out of there shell and are actually outgoing. They are loyal, smart, kind, and sweet. They will treat you like a queen. But if you ever break a Taeden's heart it will take a lot of convincing and he will ignore you and pretend to move on. But deep inside he's sad. He plays a lot of video games and tries his best.
Dude#1 I thought you said Taeden was outgoing?
Dude#2 He is just get to know him he will break out of his shell eventually
by Definition Namer123 May 11, 2020
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Text Tard

Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.
A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.
by lifeduzt May 28, 2010
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tard brownie

The brownies that were sold every Friday in the courtyard of my high school. They were named this because the special kids (the retards) made them during the school week. They were however infamous because regardless of there mental ability, the brownies were delicious.
Dude, I'm going to go grab some tard brownies from the courtyard. Want to come?
by Brandon (BS) May 19, 2006
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