A person that ruins everything around them. Also known as douche bag, butthole, idiot. Can be used as as an adjective or verb.
Can you believe that swancey through liquor bottles over the fence. That dude swancey'd the hell out of the pool today.
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A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
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A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
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by Candythespy December 10, 2017
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1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.
2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.
3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
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-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
by C.Ville October 15, 2011
Get the Body Swanger mug.really hot guy or girl that loves to make out with girls/guys at a young age and is not good at math but gets all the good girls that are really hot and gets to fuck at a young age. he gets in trouble alot and gets grounded hes all right at fortnite. if you find a cole swanson you will love him forever and you better get ready for it he might want to go raw!
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Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
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