The act of telling a lie, half-truth or exaggerated story about one's self or a person or entity related to one's self to make one sound more important or impress the listener, whereby the listener is fully aware of the false information being provided due to it's unrealistic nature, or contradiction to something said earlier by the person, but to save face for both parties doesn't draw attention to the fact the statement is untruthfull.
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A bleached haired guy from Wtfock (Skam belgium) who everyone cherishes and loves, even though he continues to break our hearts, but he’s hot as fuck and baby so we forgive him.
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exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.
At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.
At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009
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Not only is he almost always injured having only played one full season in his five year stint in the NFL, but he lacks even the average coverage abilities that one woud expect to see from one of the best safeties in the NFL.
Indy fans will usually justify him not getting as many tackles as he should by saying that people run away from him. Although this is true, there are plenty of hard hitting safeties that have managed to put together 100+ tackle seasons regardless of offensive players running the other way (Rodney Harrison, Gibril Wilson, Adriwn Wilson are just few of many).
Also, any grown man who runs under a 4.4 40 yard dash time and has no problem running full speed at the line of scrimage to get tackles that your front seven failed to get because they are too busy getting their asses handed to them by offensive linemen can play Safety for the Colts. As Proof they drafted a Free Safety in the sixth round and he gets numbers almost identical to Sanders who is the strong safety.
Not only is he almost always injured having only played one full season in his five year stint in the NFL, but he lacks even the average coverage abilities that one woud expect to see from one of the best safeties in the NFL.
Indy fans will usually justify him not getting as many tackles as he should by saying that people run away from him. Although this is true, there are plenty of hard hitting safeties that have managed to put together 100+ tackle seasons regardless of offensive players running the other way (Rodney Harrison, Gibril Wilson, Adriwn Wilson are just few of many).
Also, any grown man who runs under a 4.4 40 yard dash time and has no problem running full speed at the line of scrimage to get tackles that your front seven failed to get because they are too busy getting their asses handed to them by offensive linemen can play Safety for the Colts. As Proof they drafted a Free Safety in the sixth round and he gets numbers almost identical to Sanders who is the strong safety.
Ed Reed, Troy Polamalu, Kerry Rhodes, Brian Dawkins, Michael Griffin, Adrian Wilson,and Gibril Wilson are all more complete Safeties and better than Bob Sanders.
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