Slackerjacker

A person who slacks off while jacking off.

That guy is such a slackerjacker.

by General Radec August 7, 2009

snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma

A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.

by WIFE OF KEITH JOHN February 3, 2010

snackerish

Feeling of being hungry, but not for something large.

Lydia Ruth was feeling snackerish and went to get some granola and milk.

by OhnoOfEvony February 28, 2011

slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012

smackerman

Probably the most unintelligent life form that god himself made, more than likely by some fluke accident.

Yo nibba you see Turbo over there? He's a real Smackerman aint he!

by Amamakskcbdjx January 31, 2017

swankerdoodle

When something is beyond awesome and/or unbelievably good

Dog, those cookies were so swankerdoodle! You have to send me the recipe!

by Plsletmedefinethis November 25, 2019

Smacker station

A store that sells pens/vapes to under age teens.

Bro: Aye bro you tryna go to the smacker station
Other bro: he’ll yea you got $10 for that smacker

by The boysss April 3, 2020