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Ted Striker syndrome

An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.
Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face
by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013
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Heat Stroke

While not having air conditioning in the summer, try and masturbate before having a heat stroke.
Man, it sucks there is no air..I'm gonna go pull a heat stroke before dinner.
by JxHAWK July 27, 2014
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the strokey chokey

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”
He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.
I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.
by Penis Music June 4, 2018
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Stutter Stroke

When you are having intercourse with a girl in doggy style, and you have an inconsistent beat in between each stroke.
Briana: “Damn, that nigga Chris’ stroke game wack as fuck. Nigga had a whole ass stutter stroke and everything.”
by StultifiedJohnny August 13, 2019
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CHINESE STROKE LUNG

Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.
by W&R INC. December 16, 2019
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family strokes

The channel on the hub that does step-mom/dad and step-son/daughter content if you catch my drift
yo that family strokes video about the stepson getting it from his hot step-mom and step-sister made me so corny with an h
by Tana’s dick November 29, 2020
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