Stooks

An Alcoholic drink of Zimbabwean origin consisting of Vodka, Soda water and a splash of coke. Served with a slice of lemon and ice and always in a large glass.

Hi barman could i have a stooks special.

by squirrell1234 October 15, 2013

Stoopsed

To be fooled by the opposing team on a 2-point conversion (in football).

I was just Stoopsed on the last play of the game.

That Ian Johnson sure Stoopsed me.

by Jared Zebransky January 26, 2007

Stool Nuzzler

One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.

Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!

by the Advantaged December 9, 2008

Stoolbend

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole

I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning

by Treipin November 20, 2019

Molten Stool

A fiery piece of shit which is so fiery that it actually burns the inside of your anus as it passes through your rectum.

DUDE. I'M HAVING A MOLTEN STOOL. CALL 911.

by jihadbinladen February 21, 2011

Fuckin stoops

Fuckin stoops means to modernise the English language to try and be cool whilst dumbing down the nation

Fuckin stoops has translated my need for water because I am thirsty into a need to have sex

by Teri-Lee June 1, 2018

Stool Pigeon

A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.

Man, that dude is a slob, what a stool pigeon!

by Detmurds April 3, 2009