Samoan Steamroll

When a naked big hot large Samoan man belly flops on top of you and you fucking die of an orgasm.

Bro I just got Samoan steamrolled so hard last night.

by CoopyCrisp June 24, 2021

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Joe Stewart

The kind of guy you just want to beat the shit out of. His girlfriends name is definitely Riley and not the pornstar. He can’t hold an erection and boner pills no longer work for him. He’s the loudest guy at the party and will most likely hit on your father.

Dude did you see Joe Stewart last night?

Yeah he was totally all over Alex’s dad.

by Average Willy Wilson February 25, 2022

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Lucie Stewart

An amazing footballer, brown hair, brown eyes, half shaved head, Doberman pinscher, and an excessive love for geckos.

Did you hear about that AMAZING goal that Lucie Stewart scored!? Apparently she carries her gecko in her BAG!

by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 1, 2022

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Cuban Steamroller

The act of obtaining a steamroller and using it to flatten your partner's dick, then filling it with marijuana or tobacco and rolling it into a Cuban cigar, then shoving it up your partner's ass once lighting it.

I gave Ronald a Cuban Steamroller last night, shit was wild

by monkeycum478 November 23, 2022

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Tony Stewart

A cool NASCAR driver. I don't care what **OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS** Gordo fans think of him. He is the best NASCAR Driver alive. And we're going to keep supporting him even if he makes "stupid mistakes".

Tony Stewart, 2 Time Nextel Cup Champion. Go Tony!

by Random Letters April 10, 2006

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