Status Humping 

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night Tyrone: why man Dante: because that [gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

Status Humping by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

Status Clown 

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.

Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.

Status Clown by dajs90 May 8, 2014

status boner 

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

status boner by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

status masturbation 

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

My status masturbation is on point!

status masturbation by Polemuncher May 14, 2016

Status Rape 

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.

Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!

Status Rape by Nzpowa March 27, 2018

Status Fire 

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

Status Fire by hydronesium September 17, 2021

Status quovid 

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

Status quovid by mister delicious January 27, 2022