squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

Squishtastic

The feeling you get when you talk to your "squishy" because fantastic doesn't cut it.

"You know what Raquel, you're squishtastic everytime I see youuuu!"

by Moofield January 2, 2019

Squife

An anthropomorphic squirrel's wife

Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years.

by Vitado January 5, 2019

Squiner

A long, wet, squeaky sounding emission of gas from the anus.

Did you just let out a squiner? You may need to change your pants.

by RedPuppy February 20, 2019

Squire Chava

Annoying little money stain who likes to eat anything he finds and likes to flirt with everyone he sees

This Squire Chava is a total clown

by Squire Chava May 17, 2019