Hershey Squirt

When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.

Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out!

Tyler - Ewwww.

by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 22, 2007

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

Nympho Squirt

A nympho who has the capability of ejaculating copious amounts of female love juice into her partners face. She generally recognizes her rare talent and embraces it as opposed to other girls.

Dude, I heard that Monica delivered a nympho squirt to Carls face.....fucking awesome! Im jealous!

by lopdop141 September 26, 2010

Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

squingy

a adjective
soft and squishy
not firm

My french fries were a bit squingy so I asked for them to be cooked more thoroughly.

by pathfinder36 May 13, 2005

Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

african dirt squirt

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

by the African dirt squirter December 1, 2013