Squelch

An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.

"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"

by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022

Squeet

Synonym for "Let's go eat".

"Squeet".

by Uncle Edgy May 8, 2022

Squelling

To run with fear making loud obnoxious sounds

The man saw the blood and started squelling

by Dendendenden May 19, 2022

Squeet

The act of squirting during secual intervourse but from one's butt region

Man I made her squeet so hard last night we have to do laundry today.

by Redbedhead088 August 8, 2022

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022

Squeatres

contraction of square metres

this kitchen is 4 squeatres

by Debbies_Clunge September 26, 2022

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022