spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.

Spork it before you fork it, man.

by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

sporking

Spoken

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023