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Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me
by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork

When two bi girls scissor
Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.
by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016
mugGet the Sporkmug.

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
mugGet the sporking hayden's mommug.

Spork

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.
1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork
by Lmaozoesaspork January 21, 2022
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork

When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position
I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top
by Football97 March 14, 2017
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
mugGet the Spork Checkmug.

Spork

the combination of the joiing of a fork and a spoon.
"They dont have forks and spoons, only sporks."

"OMG Becky! He sporked me last night!"
by K-Faye February 18, 2008
mugGet the Sporkmug.

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