Spiderman

When you jerk your turkey for a little bit, then blow a reasonable amount of man snot onto your middle, and ring fingers, bend them back and flick them forward. this works on someones face, your friends shirt that he left over last friday, or it makes perfect holiday decorations "ooh spooky!!"

whoa whats that stain on the wall?
"umm, i think we had a visit from our friendly neighborhood, Spiderman!

by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

Spiderman that hoe

When you're fucking your gurl and then you cum in your hand and throw it in her face.

We don't superman no more, we just spiderman that hoe🤘🏻

by therealdeky March 10, 2017

spiderman

A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.

Police: Who raped this young woman?

guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.

Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 2, 2018

Reverse Spiderman aka Venom

It's when you shart and then reach back grab some of the feces and then wipe it on someone’s face. It’s a reverse Spiderman.

Scott didn't help out and got a taste of the Reverse Spiderman aka Venom.

by JTSD May 11, 2007

spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

The Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand after masterbation, then throws it at another person.

Sunnie was not being a nice person, so I gave her the Spiderman!

by Caliclint2005 November 6, 2015