SlurkeDurk

SlurkeDurk is a term used to describe the action where a human being returns to lie in bed and fall asleep, but still half awake, after they’ve ate breakfast. This human being is usually accompanied by at least two other human beings, though everybody lie in different beds and no sexual activities are performed.

Johnny can’t meet for lunch. He’s having a SlurkeDurk with Emily and Sam.

by PowerDefinitions101 August 12, 2020

Slur Master

He who possesses the ability to say all slurs, he is all, he is everything, he is the one.

"John is a Slur Master, do not dare insult him or he will fucking bombard you with the n-word"

by slur_detective June 22, 2022

Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table

Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!

by PARTYSAVER November 20, 2009

Pink Slurp

1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.

Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"

by Dha Rat October 26, 2011

vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast

Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!

by Abs jags October 24, 2015

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

by cumballs69 January 18, 2017