Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

sploink

the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft

"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"

by misha lovelock June 20, 2003

spling

When life feels like a movie.

That holiday was so spling!

by Spling November 28, 2007

splain'in

From "explain". To give a false explaination to cover something you are trying to hide.

1st person: See its like this, I wanna ride with him because I think he's really funny and I wanna be like a daddy to him.

2nd person: Out loud: Uh huh, I see what you mean. Under breath: He be splain'in it.

by rid'in fool September 10, 2006

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015