Ace of Spades

A girl with an ace body, but a face that looks like its been hit by a spade.

Friend 1: Mate she's definitely an ace of spades!
Friend 2: But i'd tap that!

by China_man November 1, 2009

Spaceship

When two guys work together to finger a female.

Often uses the index finger of both men, locked together in a sacred bond of brotherhood.

"Hey Jim, I totally spaceshipped that girl with Todd the other day!"

"No way man, you and Todd are like closer then brothers now!"

by Moist Muffin November 21, 2009

ace of spades

A coloured gentleman.

Leroy was as black as the ace of spades.

by SammySeven November 10, 2006

ace of spades

a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards

gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

spaceship

Penis. Named for the similarity in shape with a spaceship.

"she ride my spaceship till she hit the top...that hit the spot" - Lollipop remix, Lil' Wayne/Kanye West

by TheRealLurker July 7, 2008

Rusty Spaceship

To Freeze a turd and use it as a dill doe in that special someone's vagina.

I squeezed off a fresh loaf and decided to use the old Rusty Spaceship on my girlfriend.

by sgt_purdyjd March 24, 2008

jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers

Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.

by bellascuckold May 27, 2018