The random container that just happens to be near the dryer that all of the unmatched socks get deposited in.
You: There is an unmatched pair of socks in my drawer!
Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?
You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>
Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?
You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>
by TheLaundryMan January 04, 2010
by Ye December 23, 2016
Australian Idiom
1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.
2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.
2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"
by Titaniumface October 20, 2017
The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
by 313vagina February 24, 2009
A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.
Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
"
Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
"
Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.
by Alfsonso Muzan November 10, 2010
will you put a sock in it? i'm trying to study here.
by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005
by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 12, 2019