Scappoose

Scappoose is a bedroom community of Portland with a population of approximately 6,000 people. It lies "20" miles Northwest of Portland along Hwy 30. Because it has a weather station at the Scappoose Industrial Airpark, Scappoose is always shown on television weather maps on Portland news stations. Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to "The Peace Candle of the World," which at one time held the Guinness World Record for world's largest candle. Although Scappoose is a small country town, it is the hometown of several notable residents including Michael Curry, a world famous puppeteer and artist, NFL quarterback Derek Anderson, and Playboy Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood. It is also home to the West Coast Shoe Factory, which makes custom high-end industrial boots. People from Scappoose, call themselves, "Scappoosians"

And contrary to several news anchor mispronunciations, the "a" in Scappoose is pronounced like the "a" in "cat." It is not pronounced like "Scu" as in "uh."

Portlander: Hey, where did you grow up?

Scappoosian: I grew up in Scappoose.

Portlander: Oh yea, in Washington?

Scappoosian: No, dumb Portland person, it's in Oregon!

by No wonder March 16, 2010

Snapping

Snapping:
To message, or chat, on the social media platform "Snapchat".

Greg: "Hey dude, where were you last night?"
Geoff: "Sorry I was snapping with Lydia all night"

by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017

snapping gyro

The vagina of a woman with excellent control of the pubococcygeous muscles. Typically, the woman can squeeze these muscles to tighten around her partner's penis during intercourse, squeezing it for added pleasure for the man. A woman can strengthen the PC muscles with Kegel exercises.

The head cheerleader is smoking hot, but she's a real dead fuck. Now, Ugly Wanda looks like a pile of steaming shit, but she's got a snapping gyro.

by RSTvideo February 3, 2008

Snapper Head

When a person says or acts in a manner that is incredibly stupid. Generally, a person who is an air head, or they lack the intellectual ability to interrupt the people around them with a useless comment or action.

Having just had my second interview for a new job, my friend Jane comes to my current place of work to congratulate me. In front of my employer shes asks me if I got the new Job. "What a snapper head!"

by MCC61 September 26, 2009

snapper lapper

A lesbian, or bisexual female who performs oral sex on another female.

John, don't get your hopes up, she's a snapper lapper.

by Ape.man July 9, 2007

Horn Snapper

An extremely attractive girl that you'd like to bone.

Hey Dude: Have you seen that new chick at the office? She's a real horn snapper.

by Brad Gray May 8, 2009

Nut Snapper

When a girl is sucking you off or giving you a handjob, she grabs your ball sac and pulls down until your testicles are easily seen. She then proceeds to flick your balls and repetitively says, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

She gave me the old nut snapper so hard that I was red the next morning.

by Jooooorman September 23, 2009