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e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response
"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."
by Heidipants August 3, 2007
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Snail Eyes

When someone is trying to read over your shoulder, such as, being in your phone, computer or reading a book.
Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?
by prosperousdefines December 13, 2020
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Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.
Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!
by Ravenradda March 19, 2011
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ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass
Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!
by RudeAz April 18, 2015
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snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014
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snail pussy

I really used vagina, the lips hang there like the bottom of a snail.
The sex was good, but she had a snail pussy!
by Jones1973 September 17, 2017
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Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now
Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.
by TheFalsehoodguy December 18, 2021
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