Smidge

Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.

Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.

by Sumaruma March 16, 2018

vagina sludge

The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.

That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.

by Jspizzle June 16, 2010

Smidget

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013

baby sludge

The cream that is often found on womens panties when she is ovulating. This marks a key time to become pregnant.

She had baby sludge on her black panties.

by tip top April 8, 2006

Studge

a very stupid person.

"Shut up studge i swear your such a moron."

by Sara-uhhhh September 1, 2007

Smidgemeter

A unit of measurement, smaller than the millimeter. Created by Whitney and Jolee when they were trying to describe the length of something.

Jolee: how long was that test, anyways?

Whitney: just a smidgemeter longer than the last one.

by mabelleisa December 12, 2010