sloosh

n. A combination of a slut and a douche (noun usage of douche), usually a girl

Ugh! Brittanny is such a sloosh!

by Schmidy December 6, 2006

Smoosh

When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.

Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶

by ManicMonday September 11, 2013

cack smooch

To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch

Man, I sure want to smooch his cack

I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now

by Troggy January 26, 2005

smooshy

It is messy, done badly, crappy.

Man that painting is smooshy.
You are hella smooshy.
That is smooshy.

by Mr Jesse May 27, 2006

Smoobs

Sweaty man boobs (period)lala

Holy shit look at the smoobs on that fat bastard

by Jake Thornton May 3, 2006

Smoo

Another synonym for vagina derived from an old-school Nokia autocorrect for the word 'Poon'.

Groovin' the smoo!

by Slugga Jolly February 5, 2013

Shooshing

2 adults in footy pajamas racing each other down carpeted stairs.

Julie: I want to have a pillow fight at our sleepover!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!

by pinkjewelz September 21, 2011