Simpathizing

Sympathizing with a woman just cause she's a woman.

Simp: "Yo dude, I simpathized with that woman and turns out she just used me to get attention..."
Real man: "Yeah dude... stop being a simp..."
Boomer: "What's simpathizing?"
Zoomers: "Ok boomer."

by thesuhR27 April 17, 2020

simpathetic

simps are pathetic. That's it.

A:omg karen is so hot,I should lick her foot so that I could fuck her.
B: wow you're so simpathetic.

by Brian Problem April 19, 2020

Sympathy

The word between s**t and Syphilis.

“You’ll get no sympathy from me! If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between s**t and syphilis!”

by CCKat January 30, 2021

Sympathy

Something you don't have for somebody you never met before. You don't care about somebody you never met, because you don't even like somebody you never met.

You have to have met somebody at least once to even know if you like them, let alone feel any other way about them. You don't feel sympathy for a guy you don't even know, and if you say you do, no matter what you tell everyone else, there is no deceiving yourself about the matter, no matter how desperately you try. George Floyd's trial has become people that never even met the guy pretending to feel things nobody would feel for somebody they never met, if they were honest with themselves.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Sympathy

What would happen if the lawyers were sorry for Derek Chauvin instead of George Floyd? Would they be told you can't do that?

I'm so sorry you have had the disease you have for so long officer Chauvin, we're gonna get you some help for your racism, you poor thing. We don't even know you, but we are, we are heartfelt and emotional for you. You have have our sympathy.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Sympathy period

When your cis male partner or friend has a symbolic period (when you as a cis female have yours).

A sympathy period can surface in the form of their increased irritability, making the same space you take up unbearable, or as their literal dick bleeding.

"Yo Liv, has it ever happened when you're on the dot and trying to milk every minute of sympathy and then your manz one ups you with a sympathy period and his dick starts bleeding when you're giving him head?

by friendofafragilefrenulum May 22, 2021

Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness

He's such a sympathy agent!

by evevev July 7, 2021