Bill Shorten

A useless fuck. Not as bad as Anthony Albanese (Albo) though. Bill Shorten is an Australian politician who is the member for Maribyrnong in the House of Representatives. When he was Opposition Leader, he led his party (the centre-left Labor Party) to lost two consecutive losses, obviously both times were to the centre-right Coalition (which is a coalition between the Liberal Party and the National Party) because minor parties are hopeless in terms of trying to win government and elect the Prime Minister. The first time he lost was in 2016 to Malcolm Turnbull. Then he lost to Scott Morrison (Scomo) in 2019. Then he resigned as Labor leader but not from Parliament. Now he’s in Albo’s Cabinet. He invented the National Disability Insurance Scheme (the NDIS). In summary, he’s also known as Bull Shorty or Bullshit Shorten.

Bill Shorten sucks.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023

pie g shored

When a girl says no and you go and punch walls and start fights with people

'Did you pull that girl last night?' 'no I got pie g shored'

by Sam pie shore October 7, 2016

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

How to shorten a url

As early as 2009, Google launched a URL shortening service goo.gl, Also added the QR code and Api features, as well as the Android and ios App.

But unfortunately, on April 13, 2019, Google announced that goo.gl officially announced its withdrawal.

There are several ways to shorten the URL, such as direct shortening, shortened QR code, shortened custom URLs, shortened custom domain for Suort, API, and more. .

The function of Suort.com is very complete and the design is very suitable for use in various occasions.

#CUSTOM URL SHORTENING, #HOW TO SHORTEN A URL, #SHORT LINK, SHORT URL, #URL SHORTENING

shortener, How to shorten a url

by suort.com October 24, 2019

Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 9, 2021