Shopper’s Box

(noun)
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.

Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.

“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”

“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”

by MafiaFrogg June 25, 2025

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Shopery

a building or part of a building where goods or services are sold; a store.

The local shopery contains many deluxe items.

by shopery November 10, 2025

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Elongated shopper

One who takes longer then necessary while shopping

Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.

by Ian L. Robinson January 9, 2009

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Shadow Shopper

A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.

"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"

by sweetchillisauce January 9, 2010

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Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

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