shmoo

What I say when there's kids around, I want to say shit, and my sister ROLLS DOWN THE HILL AT 9292929299 MILES PER HOUR.

"She's DOING CARTWHEELS DOWN THE ROAD. HOLY SH... MOO!"

by sunburned January 28, 2005

Shmoodle

To own our completely dominate something or someone.

Guy 1: Dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.

Guy 2: niiice!

by shmoodle9 January 30, 2012

Shmoob

The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)

Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!

by Shmoobly April 25, 2010

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

shmoogled

To be thoroughly intoxicated with alcohol.

"My God man, I'm shmoogled."
"I'm getting shmoogled tonight."

by James Fazackerley September 9, 2007

shmold

the act of being really smooth, bold, and fresh aka being like travis and gwen.

Those baristas at Starbucks were really shmoldy, especially the one with pretty eyes!

by Eggnog Travie April 16, 2008

shmocolate

a schmuck eating chocolate

George Bush is a shmocolate douchbag rumple fugly.

by Large and In Charge January 19, 2008