shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 13, 2021

Shlong

Your dick

Guy 1:want to see my shlong
Guy 2:ofc

by Roy_13 September 15, 2020

Shlong

A big ass dick that jus hang low

Damn daddy u got that shlong

by Loniiie October 25, 2020

Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020