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serious fellatio

oral stimulation of the meat, done at a rapid pace, and done like no other.
yo that nug gave some serious fellatio
by D Carns November 17, 2003
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you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL February 20, 2011
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Seriously.

1- to mean something with intent

2- Homestarrunners' SAying, also on bumber sticker, i really reccomend you check out the Strongbad Sings though (now has a great discount price!)
1- ''put it back, stoopid kris!''

2- Seriously, guys.
by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004
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serious

Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.

n. a bowel movement

v. to defecate
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!

-or-

Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!

-or

Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.
by ctrlU January 26, 2010
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why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!
by Christina4 December 22, 2008
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seriously considering

yes i agree to that
I am seriously considering letting you cum in my mouth. = Yes, I want you to cum in my mouth.
by widget567 November 4, 2010
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fo serious

person1: I just sharted
person2: FO SERIOUS
person1: FO SERIOUS???
person2: FO SERIOUS NOT FIVE SERIOUS BECAUSE that would be too many!!
by niggaa April 10, 2006
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