My search history 

"Your browsing history appears here"

Bob: can i see your search history?
You: not even god himself shall lay his eyes on my search history

My search history by Ur gay hah May 10, 2022

google image search

Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted

Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page

Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search

google image search by Are yer April 24, 2005

Word Search

It's when your mother has gone bat shit crazy and she's been committed and now she wants you to sneak in some paraphernalia.

"Honey, your brothers are coming to visit me and I'd like you to call them and tell them to bring me a word search"

"You know... the box of scrambled letters with a word bank??"

Word Search by Got to be adopted November 18, 2016

alabama search warrant 

When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"

The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.

alabama search warrant by whatshouldmyhandlebe June 6, 2018

executive panty search 

When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.

TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"

Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."

TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"

executive panty search by nickynicnic November 30, 2010

ego search 

A semi-common term used on forums to search every post made by a user.

"Dude, I can't find that story I posted on the boards three weeks ago."

"Just do an ego search."

ego search by Carnage January 15, 2004

google search comeback 

when a little bitch has nothing to say for a comeback he goes onto google and looks up your mom jokes

listen to those fucking google search comebacks.

google search comeback by josh/cody June 11, 2006