a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.

If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro

by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011

Blue screen

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim

"U R A BLUE SCREEN MAN"

by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.

Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 18, 2021

Screen ception

When someone layers a screen recorded clip of a screen recorded clip of something, typically a meme because people don’t know how to give credit to meme creators, or they do it because they purposely want it to look low quality because humor

“Dude! Kyle made the funniest meme yesterday” “yeah but Ben screen recorded it and called it his own, then Lucas screen recorded that clip cuz he doesn’t understand humor anymore” “damn, Lucas really doing a screen ception?“

by Pip the god April 16, 2020

Screen checking

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.

Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!

by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011