screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.

John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016

Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.

Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"

by Boob the boy October 14, 2020

Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

Silk Screen

When you jizz in a girl's eyes without her knowing so you can escape without her seeing you leave!

I ejaculated in her eyes giving her a Silk Screen making it easy for me to get away without her seeing

by TheDeuce1190 July 8, 2020

Screen-shit

Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal

Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit

by WashingtonsComb November 6, 2021

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.

If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro

by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011