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scragglemop

someone who is a mess or looks unclean.
damn, dude. you look like a scragglemop.
by shellseaolivetree February 20, 2014
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strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
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Stranglemuff

A girl who's vagina is so rancid, the fumes it gives off will be potent enough to strangle a maggot.
Hunter Voyles vagina is a definite Stranglemuff
by Jeremiah/kyle/jack/Raeburn January 8, 2015
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Scragglet

A crazy fun person who is often very shy with people u till they get to know them better. After that the wild scragglet breaks free telling jokes and laughing and having fun. Most people love scragglets but they don't always notice. Some come across as mean but it is the scragglets way of showing their trust. Deep down scragglets love everyone unless you hurt someone they love because then all hell breaks loose and the fury of the scragglet will attack you and no matter the size they will not back down. Most scragglets are small and thin but not always.
Oh, hey Scragglet do you want to eat in the lunchroom together?
by Scraggles February 22, 2015
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Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
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scraggleyone

scraggleyone is name of dog who was neglected untill i found him when he was six i needed a freind he gave me so much love i thank him sister is tara jessie daggy2 brothe is daggett and daniel father bear is shane
scraggleyone is a good dog and i love him
by Daggett007 August 14, 2018
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Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
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