Scottimized

The act of being anally raped figuratively by a guido, therefore taking on his characteristics.

Such characteristics are: Trying to swipe women from other bros, always talking about working out, going tanning on the reg, hooking up with bros girlfriends, repeatedly saying the line " I'm fucked up", having a wardrobe consisting of Affliction, Ed Hardy,and Tapout, and lastly thinking you are God's honest gift to women.

Man, he has been such a tool since he was Scottimized

by Burning Pheonix November 21, 2010

scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.

Look at that fat bottomed scottish terrier!

by Scottiemum May 20, 2008

Scott

Scott is the MOST perfect person and boyfriend you’ll ever meet. Scott is also the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’ll always make up smile when your sad he’ll always put your life in front of his. His the most perfect kind of person like you cannot imagine someone like him. You are really lucky if you meet a Scott, but you’ll be even more lucky if you meet MY Scott. He’ll wait for you when your texting him and he’s tired he’ll wait to read your text. He’ll go out of his way for you. He also pays attention to the littlest things you say. When your feeling really ugly and fat and jealous, he’ll make you feel like your the only girl in the world. He’ll help you with everything. Scott is also the best kisser EVERR. He’s more then you could imagine I could never ask for more. He’ll love you for who you are and forever. He also never breaks a promise he’ll keep that like how he’s gonna keep you forever. When Scott means forever me means it. Scott never lies, unless it’s someone he doesn’t like but that’s a different story. In Scott’s mind your ideas are better, your choices are far more important to his. Scott is the HOTTEST\ SEXIEST person ever . He’s is also soo

cuteeee I can not explain to you enough about how cute and adorable he is. Scott is the funniest\ funnest person to be around. He’s also friends with everyone. He’ll support you no matter what. If someone is mean to you he’ll stand up for you. But DONT TAKE MY MAN if you do I’ll fight you! And that’s on periodt

Me- Scott ik it’s late and your tired you can go to bed and read me text in the morning.

Scott- Nuuuuu ima stay up and read your txt

by scolettaforever March 23, 2020

Scottish

along with the Irish the coolest ethnicitys in the world
1. they drink
2. they like to fight over sports
3. their national costume is underwear optional

Dude those Scottish people are the shiznit

by odd_jackal October 6, 2003

Scott Borchetta

/s-kat bore- cheater/
• a term used to describe an old white

man who doesn't know timezones exist

and profits by selling off someone else's

hardwork of years without their

approval

• a manipulator who spews up fake

paragraphs to defend himself but

nobody believes him

• a term used to describe a rat ,

popularized by Swifties

If a Scott Borchetta talks shit, then I owe him nothing!

by Tea lit rally July 1, 2019

Scotti

Scottis are the perfect girls (especially mine). If you ever have a Scotti in your life, keep her. She may be an introvert and keep a small friend group but that’s what makes them good with people, she’s contrasts well. She is sweet, caring, beautiful,and smart. If a Scotti ever dated you keep her, because she will be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Scotti is the perfect girl and I’m the luckiest guy in the world to have her.

by Ethan (:< October 23, 2019

Pulling a Scott West

Running around flailing your arms above your head screaming out "I'm on Fire" while being completely engulfed in flames.

Also known as the natural reaction to being set on fire.

News anchor: "The girl who was on fire ran into the house screaming I'm on Fire!"
Seth(watching the news): "That girl was totally Pulling a Scott West."

by Sleepsnaked September 30, 2014