ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.

Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.

by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015

Christian science

See wordoxymoronword

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Rocket Science

Gas + Flame = Altitude

Jimmy used Rocket Science to send his dog Rover 500 feet in the air.

by holdinitdowndown July 9, 2011

Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

skiency-magic

Any process in a sci-fi series that is actually sort of like magic but explained by things that sound scientific.

Or a something with a background of science but not actually possible.

There was a time when they'd at least make sci-fi shows look believable. Now it's just all skiency-magic and lasers.

by Linguist of Rassilon July 26, 2009

Science-politics

When a scientist disagrees with the other one's theory because he wants to be more famous.

Person a: Why he disagree with Einstein theory?

Person b: He's playing science-politics, wants to be more famous.

Person a: hahahahaha!

by Another edit November 4, 2009

Science Fuction

A story that just happens to have a science fiction premise, but is produced because some network, studio, or publishing hotshot thinks it will sell to middle America, not because it's any good.

"Mansquito" and the other SyFy original movies, like "Mr. Ed," are less science fiction than science fuction.

by Mike Boomshadow September 4, 2011