Schleb

An ugly way of looking. having a double chin. not looking you're best. looking like crap.

ugh! i look like schleb in this picture!

by rockabilly roller August 10, 2010

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008

schulerize

to shorten the definition of a word to three words or less

-Teacher: Ok class, today we are going to be writing some definitions for this unit.
- Student: Do we have to write the whole definition?
-Teacher: You can or you can schulerize them.

by JassTheLass October 30, 2021

Schuley Method

Submitting the same exact assignment every homework and getting 100 on it every time.

“Yo bro, i totally Schuley Method that semester, like, she never even knew that I used the same exact homework every night and got full credit. Bitch better have mah money!”

by noturmomsfav January 26, 2022

schuler buck

#1 currency in the Cook Islands
The bill contains of photo of Christopher Schuler, a fearless general who led the Cook Islands to victory in the War of Calories

Sorry, we only take schuler buck

by Joe Mondello January 25, 2025

Schlema

Any replacement for a noun that you can't think of.

Get that schlema. Oh, you remember, that schlema.

by Yadius September 24, 2003

Schleiman

v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth

v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.

by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005