Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010

schmitt

to suck a dick for attention.

she gave him a schmitt last night.

by lroach May 5, 2008

pensive schmuck

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

by P Ant December 9, 2008

schmuck walk

Procession of economy-class airline passengers through the first class cabin and into coach, as viewed from the perspective of a first-class passenger.

"O.K., we're in seats 2A and 2B, let's board early and watch the schmuck walk."

"No, I couldn't swing an upgrade, so it looks like I'll be doing the schmuck walk."

by larrydart August 27, 2008

Schmuckaholic

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010

schmattitude

when someone gives you so much attitude, it makes you want to smack them, their attitude becomes schmattitude

Don't come in here with all that schmattitude, if you don't want your ass kicked.

by drillmandad March 5, 2010

schmetzed

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010